Ben Nielsen Pence

"Amazing, ALWAYS give the burger of the month (BOM) a try, and every Sunday is $1 Surly!"

"It's like Murray Hill on steroids... Beware of ultimate douchebaggery!!!"

"I always try the burger of the month! But the bacon bleu cheese is a marvelous standby!"

"Watch out for bees and wasps... They're everywhere!"

"For the gents: best haircut you'll ever get for $15! Ask for Jose, he doesn't speak much English, but he'll know what you want!"

"Lasagna tastes like ketchup"