Brandon Bilfield

"Weak drinks. Bland food. Also, skip breakfast for somewhere delicious and not trying to shake you down. $22 for 2 eggs + bacon + toast isn't just hotel surcharge expensive, it's highway robbery."

"Yeah, wait the front row. Do it."

"What a dump. Trash everywhere, ugly awful beach, loud obnoxious people. Is this the best we can do Cleveland?"

"Feels like the Denny's of Hawaiian breakfast. Coffee tasted like clorox and the service was awful. Try Duke's up the road instead."