Brian

"Whirlpool tub in my room and fast internet. Great place to stay on a business trip."

"The jets here are outta control.. Also, no women on a Tuesday night."

"$1 stocking caps for sale."

"Big and delicious!! The beans are fantastic as well. Annnd you can write on the walls in the bathroom."

"Play Family Guy pinball!"

"Get the lunch specials for $7. Good food."