Brian Schneider

"They have decent shitters here although they are not even close to as nice as the ones found in chipotle"

"Try the handicapped bathroom in an emergency situation"

"Get the mint tea and smoke out of a pineapple"

"Get an x ray"

"Drink all the alcohol in the mini bar and eat all the ice cream in the haagen-daz room"

"The gyro plate is bangus"