Bryan

"Terrible. Long, long wait. Out of white bread. Everyone behind the counter looks confused. Not up to Jimmy John's standards."

"The new vortex is sick!"

"Gaps a mile wide in the men's stall. Avoid if you need to summon the dark one."

"It's not worth getting off 81 to try to make it here. Way too far away and too much traffic."

"Glen needs a raise. What a fine young man."

"Best haunted house in the area! Watch out for the chainsaw guy."