Birdsh Itjones

"Homebase of five of the most talented female rockers on this side of the Twin Cities. Check out Sick of Sarah's latest album "2205". http://www.myspace.com/sickofsarah/music/albums/2205-17315332"

"Bring your sandals."

"The only wine shop in Minnesota that carries Arizona Stronghold wines.Try a bottle of Caduceus from Merkin Vineyards made by Maynard James Keenan himself.The smoothest, fruitiest Cab I’ve ever had."

"Mr. Crowley, won't you ride my white horse?"

"Don't be late.....hydrate!"

"I'm a sucker for the bagel dog. It's so damn good!"