Seth Bindernagel

"Everyone in the dining room shouts at each other as if shouting is the normal conversation tone. Not sure why everyone speaks so loudly, but it's effin loud in here. Maybe I'm grumpy or something."

"Chowder it up."

"Big meatball with buratta. New Yorker. You're done."

"Given the name, it seems weird this place doesn't serve grilled cheese for all the hours that it is open. Only starts after 12PM. Doesn't help when the staff is a bit snarky with that precious info."

"Don't be shy. Take the plunge and ask for the table for two that sits in one foot of water in the swimming pool."

"I don't know what this is, but it ain't Japanese."