Bill Sergott

"$1 Burgers and Karaoke on Wednesdays!!"

"Best fish fry in a city famous for great fish fries! Every Wednesday and Friday. A big bonus: Bill, one of the bouncers, is sexy as hell! Pure Eye Candy!"

"It's fun to rearrange all of the waiting room furniture. I also like to offer fellow patients a free cotton swab. Their reactions are priceless."

"Greatest place on earth."

"Wow. That's all I can say. Wow. If you need gas, they have gas here. Freakin awesome!"

"The omelets are freakin awesome!! Try the feta cheese omelet and add the gyro meat. Best ever."