Bill McGrath

"There are so many Chinese people around, I keep thinking I'm in Malden."

"All of the food that drained in the kitchen came up out of the drains in the bathroom...mmmmmmm"

"When it's hammer time, might as well soak up that booze with some delicious aged fast beef. Fuck yes."

"The drive thru is great! You tell them what you want at the speaker, and just drive on up to the window and pay! You don't even have to get out of the car! Such a great idea!"

"I've been a repeat customer here since I was a kid (probably 25 years). I get the meatball sub EVERY SINGLE TIME."