William Axt

"If the power is out and you ask "whens it coming back on" you are mosy likely a damiano special needs customer"

"If you see the sign that says "pumps open sunday" and think gas is only pumped on sunday, then you are most likely brain dead."

"Don't leave without having a delicious J.B. (josh brown)."

"Order the Goober! Medium rare! The hot peanut butter and egg work! Trust me! My girlfriend tried and liked too. Delicious."

"Don't leave until you've had at least 2 J.B.'s."

"Get the won ton soup! Best I've ever had!"