Biff Bigelow

"Ask for the butter braised iguana"

"Ain't nobody got not time for alliteration up in here."

"Strap a summer sausage to your leg for extra TSA fun!!!!"

"Not very secret if I click on maps :-/"

"Crystal Lee thinks this is her park.... Pfffft."

"It's a shame what has happened to NASA while our governments spending on weapons has gone out of control."