Troy Phipps

"If Tony Romo can win a superbowl people will wait to see him get coffee here too."

"James P is the worst mayor of any place I have visited. What a dick!"

"Underage drinking??? Find a new bar kiddies, we are shutting this one down!"

"Use condoms"

"Support corporate socialism shop here."

"The Mega Tuffies™ 14 inches-- Is by far our tuffest toy with 7 Layers of Material and 7 rows of stiching. Now that is Tuff ! Tiger Tested and Dog Approved. I got one for my German Shorthaired Pointer"