Bibi Lotter

"Reception day staff are staggeringly slow. Breakfast staff are cheerful. Rooms are very small and specific details were not delivered on, eg. King bed and tub. No minibar.Good for the non fussy."

"Move the. Fuck along #nolearningsfromcannes"

"Take it easy on the staff. A lot of clients are right douchebags...."

"No beer. Only wine and whiskey. Boo."

"Great place; doesn't read like every other pretentious spot in JHB. Food is delicious. Service is sincere."

"Don't give cognac to the baboon."