bexcalibur

"Pet the Prinny, talk to the Indy, and run and hide from the monster child."

"Muffin Tumble of Texas Rollergirls bartends on Fridays! She's amazing. Texasrollergirls.org"

"Get the pulled pork sandwich."

"No shirt, no shoes, no service. No pants? No problem!"

"Don't be the mayor of my goddamn house."