Berto

"The staff is so helpful as you just walk in 20 of 12:00 that they'll be closing in 5 minutes."

"Only one Giggling is the local hobo as he chases everyone away."

"The company is Ashitey."

"Rotisserie chickens make for a great unexpected bath."

"My favorite public restroom in town. Just submerge yourself in water, empty body and just leave refreshed without the need to wash hands."

"Big Y? More like the Big Why would you shop there with Guido's next door."