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"Don't trust tips from anybody named Javier...hahaha"

"They accept cash only. No credit cards. WTF?"

"Mr Tow Truck driver was out towing more cars of hardworking homeowners tonight. I'm sure karma will catch up to him one day...and to that Breaking Bad snitch who calls for these cars to get towed."

"Saw a bunch of marked and unmarked police cars the other day roll up on a Tribeca house. Maybe just breaking up an illegal poker game since there was no SWAT, no shooting, and no dead bodies."

"By far the crappiest chocolate dipped cones at this McDonalds. It freakin leaks all over you the moment they serve it."

"SLOWWW. Waiting on a small coffee. Ugh...shudda gone to Starbucks instead!"