Chris Benton

"This ride is an abomination compared to what it used to be"

"Worse concourse ever for food"

"That no cuppycakes thing is bullshit"

"Not sure how you can call a giant portable and airport but that's apparently what passes for one in Long Beach"

"This gas station is horrible, half the pumps are broken, you have to go inside to get a receipt, and there are bums everywhere"