Ben Rowland

"Great instructors at a neat little facility."

"Don't get the Fisherman's Platter, half the items are better bought frozen at the store and baked in your oven at hone, the other half of the items are better from the QFC heat lamp."

"The current mayor of Benstens is a cock gobbling thunder cunt. She created a duplicate venue so she could be the mayor."

"Don't forget to lock your car up at night or some asshole will clean it out for you while you sleep...EVERY time."