Ben Padnos

"Be careful of hibernating bears."

"I didn't actually go here. It's next door to the pizza / pub we're at. I just thought it was a cool name for a store."

"Kenny is one of the rare honest auto mechanics. He will fix you up and charge you fairly. He and his team know German cars COLD."

"The notion that 'government is the enemy' is highly misguided, but if there's ever a symbol of bad govt mgmt it's the USPS. Watch how painfully slowly people move here...."

"Yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh!"

"Times r a changing! They sell alcohol and r open on Sundays!"