Ben Martinez

"Great by you will wait 15 minutes for one burger"

"fly Hawaiian airlines, don't make the mistake and fly united, piss poor service."

"Cheeses bread"

"Don't be here at 3:16 if you don't want a beating."

"Beware of the little baby, she will steal your heart away."

"The Klan meetings here get pretty wild if you bring Keystone Light"