Ben Jordan

"They can make a pizza in 90 seconds that is better than any delivery place. Shocked at how fast and good it is."

"The hushpuppies are greatness."

"If you're over 5'3", you will need to be on high alert. At least 16 guaranteed concussions await your fragile skull."

"Do yourself a favor and order a vanilla chai latte. Greatness!"

"If you hide in this house the crazy owner may pull his piece on you."

"Do not leave windows open when the mailman is here. He blasts NPR super loud."