Benji K

"Due to an "incident" you are required to iron with a barely-working iron in a gross utility room with no hooks on a slimy ironing board. Don't stay here if you'll need to iron anything."

"They advertise free parking when you book, but it's a scam. Plan to find your own parking."

"Fish tacos done to perfection."

"I can't believe the managers here still have jobs. Well intentioned staff with absolutely no guidance or knowledge how to act in a restaurant. No one overseeing them. Never even a host available."

"There's a secret radio in the elevator. Can you figure it out?"

"Super clean office, shiny new dental gear, hulu in front of you."