Ben Johnson

"everything here is setup to get as much money out of you as possible. parking is separate, not included. no refrigerator or microwave in the room .. So you go downstairs and spend more money @ deli"

"Yay for snobby hipster staff!"

"Turn your wifi off and run off your 3G ... The wifi is a 56k dialup wireless router wrapped in tinfoil"

"The salads are fantastic"

"Smells like a bending river"

"There's a big snapping turtle right by the dock."