Ben Johnson

"The woman who lives here is a dirty slut."

"Lots of great hills. Take Eastgate Way down and then come back up 37th. It will kick your ass."

"Don't drop the soap"

"Never has there been a better bar in the DTR. Have a Hales Cream Ale and complain loudly if it's not on tap."

"Crab tasted fishy and old, server spoke poorly about manager and loudly argued with cook about hair in another patron's food. Avoid at all cost."