Ben Elliott

"Don't forget your Affliction and/or Tapout shirt...Bro central!!"

"Matt R doesn't know what he talkin bout...Steak Ranchero is mas better!!!"

"I happened to think the staff was quite delightful, even when they fucked up my order...by the way, I'm still waiting for my food...hope it's not lukewarm and/or cold"

"Whatever you do, DO NOT ask for a bottle of champagne...bad news!!"

"Ask for the hummer, it's AHHH may ZING!!!"

"Buy the mayor a crown, best friends for life!!!"