Blaise Bailey Finnegan

"Tucker Riner is an invalid who spends most of his time wetting his pants and asking George to tell him about the rabbits. Literally everything he said is profoundly untrue."

"How is this a thing? How is this honestly the name of a place on Earth?"

"BRING A LAPTOP AND TYPE ON IT LIKE SOME SORT OF LIBRARY OR DORM ROOM. Also try the caffe mocha."

"This is not called Archbald Park. Whoever made this venue is an illiterate moron: the sign out front very clearly reads "Ed Staback Regional Park". HURRRRRRR DURRRRR"

"The bread pudding is seriously amazing."

"Insanely overpriced smoothies. Will never go back for that. Might give their food a try."