Barton Bowers

"Spin the wheel of fortune and try the Hot Naughty. Had it twice in the last two years and it was both the best drink and worst drink I've ever had. Try your luck! What will you get?!?"

"Texas Blue Bell Ice Cream at Vail!!! Yee Haw!!!"

"The Cowboy Pizza is miraculous! Jesus himself couldn't make a better slice. Do yourself a religious favor and have one!"

"I'm just sayin'... Cowboy Pizza... have a slice. It will change your life!"