Niko Koskimies

"This place doesn't exist. Check in to Juusola."

"During icehockey world championships they have a special menu. Wings, stuffed jalopenos, mozzarella fingers... It's all about them Big Balls homeboy!"

"The Lasagne is great. If you are wondering the owner does have huge testicals."

"Häpi endingggggg"

"This place doesn't exist. It's an illusion."

"Suomen hitain Hesburger."