Bambam Mckinnis

"Oh my! There is a elevated barrel that drops corn, rattlesnakes, deer, turkey and a vey little box with windows and a chair! Bring your own accommodations and a gun, you never know what's out there!!!"

"Learn Spanish! Or at least learn to like Spanish music. This location was recently taken over. Be careful at night, high probability of being mugged!"

"Comfort all of the above!"