T.J. Trujillo

"It's like the Top Gear test track but with traffic! Slow to 30mph and be safe."

"Wet Pink Pussy. Tequila Rose & butterscotch schnapps. Best when Andrea is tending bar."

"Best biscuits & gravy in town! Perfect for late-night, post-boozing noms."

"Don't park on Wasco-Pond Rd. KVSP's Investigative Services Unit will come check you out"

"Go CONDORS!!!"

"It's a state prision. Don't come here!"