Samantha Murray

"Don't use the airfreshner. The owner hates the smell"

"Feed 'Charlie' the cat"

"Happy hour is 6-7pm. 2-4-1 cocktails. I recommend the Pina Colada."

"Be nice to the staff here. Or you'll have me to deal with."

"The Caneen here is no longer 24 Hours. Bring your own coffee if you want to last the night!"