Bobby Thekkekandam

"I haven't seen all of these thongs nearby"

"United is the worst airline I've ever dealt with. Rude staff and nickeled and dimed to death. Fly anyone else if possible."

"MCO is the best place in Orlando to get the hell out of Florida."

"If your employer is like mine, they will not direct deposit your paycheck to the apple store. Probably for the best."

"Possibly the only airport Bojangle's in existence. It is customary to offer up a sacrifice to this holy temple of Biscuit Overlords."

"This should have been named Possum Kingdom"