B.J.R. Collins

"Fan fuckin tastic"

"Seriously dude, who are you?"

"Great staff , just keep in mind that you cannot use Starbucks rewards at the Target locations."

"Don't creep around someone's place of business enough to seemingly be there more than the proprietor and fail to leave a tip. How gauche."

"Best tech support around"

"Watch out, sometimes the douche bags from Sean O's wander in here by mistake."