Joey Arbuckle

"This place is always slammed, be prepared to wait no matter what you came for."

"Welcome to Alabama home of the Alabama Slammer!"

"There is a store on the 9th floor that sells food and coffee. They close at 1:30 pm so don't bother if it's later."

"Mind ye manners or walk the plank!"

"Lines to buy gas are long because everyone pays in cash."

"Don't get caught speeding in Stone Mountain! Fines are $367 for violations under 25mph over and $567 for those over 25mph over the speed limit."