Ian McHugh

"No amount of cheap daquiris will kill the pain of this generic tupenny shithole."

"Just eat it and shut up."

"Check out The Living Room open mic at the back bar every Wednesday."

"Wednesday night in the back bar. House guitar. Free jack Daniels and coke for performers."

"Check out 'the living room' open mic Wednesday nights in the back bar."

"Looks friendly but is really the ghetto. Lock your windows and keep quiet after 11 as the locals go mad!"