Mark Jafar

"THIS PLACE IS CARCOSA"

"Cashier Bernice Rodriguez is pure evil. Avoid her window at all costs."

"This place is f*ckin' brilliant in the summer. But dudes wearing board shorts here, chill."

"Elvis Costello shops here. His aim to buy quality groceries at affordable prices is true."

"They do not accept Canadian dollars."

"According to bartender Sir Andrew, Frank Sinatra's order was the half pot roast and a Jack Daniels. That's a meal that'll put hair on your balls."