Avery B

"If boss asks you work on Saturday, duck out early on Friday, turn off your answering machine; you should home free... F@#% an A."

"Try a pepperoni on roasted chicken breast with meatball sauce! You will like it!"

"Carrie's Sunday morning work out class! The best!"

"Buy the Samsung Vibrant! Great phone!"

"Fruity Supreme, while it may sound non-masculine, is a great smoothie!"

"Center elevator, press P2F, 3, 1, P1, P2R, 4, 1, P2F, 2, P3, 1, P2, 4 in that order and you'll taken to hidden floor where T-Mo keeps their good coffee..."