Austin Saunders

"Johnny G. Is a tool, don't let him tan."

"If you've had sex with 30+ rangers you can have your own roster to!! RLTW"

"The couch has seen a lot of action ;)"

"Worst subway in Columbus period. Bunch of idiots"

"The Cashier is in a different world lol hahaha"

"Not allowed to sleep normal, you have to be sideways, upside down, backwards, one leg on the headboard etc. etc."