Austin Nelson

"Some of the most bland food I have ever shoved down my gullet"

"you cherish these days, kids. THESE ARE THE BEST DAYS OF YOUR LIVES."

"I've never had a spherical burrito before."

"this place sucks, no salad bar on the buffet and the service was non existent"

"Free laptops."

"They never refill the buffet. Out of ranch, salad, and pizza. But hey, it's not like a pizza buffet needs any of those things, right?"