Austin Meffert

"Just awful. They nickel and dime the heck out of everything. And if you want to have guests over, plan on them getting towed. And the pool and gym are a terrible joke. This place is awful."

"Wipe your shoes and beware of the feline."

"Try a #5 with the bread left in, add Vito meat, extra tomatoes, add mayo, extra oregano. Best sub ever."

"Best bagels in the state, hands down. And the black and white cookies will knock your socks off."

"Mind the cats, please."

"When I'm working at the bar, come hang out with me! The cocktails are great, the beer is cold!"