Audrey Spalding

"Sketch mart!"

"Do NOT trust your cruise to handle your luggage off ship."

"SUNRISE QUESO!!!!!!"

"Nobody goes here anymore, it's too crowded. I check in remotely!"

"Your friendly libertarian think tank!"

"The red pepper cheese that's described as "buttery" is NOT. It is disgusting. Trust me. Don't order it. It will coat your mouth with a cheezy, filthy, can't get off taste of pure mold."