Maxwell Schiano

"Y u no phone service here?"

"I fuk with this place but the wait is insane. (I'm from Manhattan) So much room for more tables. Hint hint.."

"Be suspect of this place if you are gluten free. Gotten sick twice now eating here :/"

"Good food and constant clowning. No whackness allowed."

"Excellent wait staff, and environment. Try the seafood salad with avocado. It is delicious!"

"Where's the rest of whole foods?! Terrible beer selection! Shoddy gluten free grocery choices. You'll be a lot happier at Columbus Circle if you are uptown."