Arthur Lapies

"I've heard indications of the health concerns surrounding some of their dishes. But emotional eating is critical for the soul. That's why they call it "soul food" - not arterial blockage food"

"Make sure to sit on the rock that's to the left of the grass patch and the snake hole over around the corner from the pointy rock. Mmhmm, yeah, that one"

"Omg, a big round everything with white cream schmear all over? yes please, I'll take ten"

"Get the Amaretto Sour from Señor Gato - the brotha will hook you up. Fuego, baby. Fuego."

"Smile and show a little shoulder to immigration to get through."

"Ask for the alcohol swabs. They're hot."