Artemis Demise

"The normal guy inside is awesome. He always knows exactly what cigarettes my boyfriend and I get."

"Now down to 4 cats, 2 dogs, 1 snake, 1 sugarglider."

"Is your boat sinking? Are you drowning? Call your local men and women in blue. We will come to your rescue!"

"Utilize the first check in special. Totally worth it."