Ariel Barrow

"Always bumping into JWs here. Drink in moderation, people LOL"

"Friday night shenanigans. Always get caught up actin the fool here."

"SUCKS. Need I say more?"

"Special doesn't work!"

"Jehovah's House. Read God's Word the Bible Daily!"

"Listen, people. Make sure your room is thoroughly cleaned and doesn't smell moldy. No bueno, people. I've stayed at much worse places."