April Forrester

"It smells in there."

"Watch out for BOB. It attacks."

"There was a drunk Stacey on the bed once. Kept calling this guy."

"I once went on a Thursday night. B squad was on the pole. Shady crowd. Someone licked my elbow."

"I'll gladly pay you tomorrow for a lap dance today."

"Be prepared to wait if you want to see Cheney."