Alex Powell

"Slowest McDonald's ever. And they're not very friendly later at night."

"The guy with the lazy eye knows his shit. Ask him for help."

"Try the panini. They're delicious."

"Be sure to check out the print gallery in the basement. It makes the trip worth it!"

"While you're there, make sure you enjoy the hammock on the front porch."

"Carol's BBQ pulled pork is amazing. Stop by and try some."