Eric Witz

"Pulled pork and mango. Wait, sorry: PULLED FUCKING PORK AND MANGO. Best pizza ever. Get it."

"Texas Toast and Cane's Sauce. Like crack but worse."

"Two things to try: Fort Point cocktail (Rye, Punt e Mes, and Benedictine) and the bacon-wrapped dates with almond gorgonzola fondue. So. F'ing. Amazing."

"I hear the strawberry frosted Pop-Tarts in Room 590 are exquisite."

"The journals here are top notch! Reward yourself with a Miller High Life."