Andrew Beard

"Twelve people in line for one register. Stocking coffee machine in the corner more important than opening another one to take money"

"Throw a random, nonsensical mom joke at anyone at the register. If it's Devin, get a free retort!"

"Stand near the bonfire as it erupts at night. It's like Vesuvius, but hotter. Alcohol makes it less scary."

"Raleighgrande.com - clean theater"