Ann McLaughlin

"The swimming pool is an added extra and frankly extortionate for a family - try c. £60 for 3 hours at the weekend - a rip off!"

"Don't eat at the Didsbury pub as the food is really dodgy. The only time I've ever had a Greek salad with pickled onions!"

"Don't have the gnocchi. Microwaved and very dry!"

"Great hairdressers! Been coming for years"

"Lovely villas in a superb setting. Just watch out for the NATO fighter planes!"